Thomas Kemper Root Beer

I wish I liked it . . . I wish I liked it . . . hold on I’m going to click my heels three times . . . I wish I liked it.  Ahhh, to no avail, I don’t like it.  It’s not that this is a terrible brew, but it’s all about the expectations.  First of all, the bottle is pretty darn cool.  The name and the label are hip.  The ingredients proclaim the heavenly sweeteners of honey and and pure cane sugar.  But unfortunately, all of these promising elements don’t add up to a winner.

It is a really creamy beverage, but the flavors don’t really blend that well.  It’s almost as if each flavor jumps out and bites your tongue.  Now don’t get me wrong, if I had a 6 pack in the fridge I’d probably drink them, but I wouldn’t buy anymore on the internet.

The Professor’s Grade: D +