Ok, I’m really desparate, and there is really no other way to explain the review of this muddy water.  I’m not an elitest gourmet root beer snob, but this is still stooping to a new low.

Oh well . . . this is a bit too sweet even though the carbonation is pretty good.  Although, truth be told I could carbonate water, muddy water and even toilet water pretty good as well.  So I guess that’s not saying too much.  The taste is not so great, but I feel super chill writing this super lame review.

The Professor’s Grade:  F+